SkyMall Explained

NEW! Access and protect personal data with the swipe of your finger!

Swipe your finger over this reader to access your password-protected web accounts and protect your personal data. You will no longer need to remember multiple passwords! This device also lets you instantly launch frequently used applications and more. Works with PCs and Macs (features vary). 

Another way for computer scientists to give “the finger” to the digitless.

These workstations strap to the seat with the existing seat belt and provide a non-slip writing surface, a hanging file section and space for a laptop and accessories. Lightweight at just 19 lbs. yet the rugged styrene stand up to years of use. Made in USA. (Express Model imported.) Not for use while driving.

Remember when those bums at the State House made it illegal to drive while talking on the phone? Well fuck them. Let’s see how those losers at the Highway Safety Board react to you sending a fax, typing a memo, and filing all those old unpaid traffic tickets from the comfort of your own car while going 80 mph alone in the carpool lane.