Pet Safety Harness

SkyMall says:
Our new Pet Safety Harness features a patented design to secure your dog in the back seat to help avoid injury during sudden stops or an accident. This unique vest is designed to fit comfortably around your dog’s chest. Simply adjust the super strong ballistic nylon straps for a custom fit. The seat belt latch attaches directly to your vechicle’s [sic] seat belt mechanism. Available in red/black for XS and S size dogs or in silver/black for M, L, XL dogs.
We say:
SkyMall believes the abuses endured by rescued greyhounds shouldn’t end once they’ve been adopted by “loving” families. This “safety harness” gives one’s pet the look (and experience) of a convict in transit. In addition to the embarrassing, unflattering colors that have produced the tail-tucking, watery-eyed shame you see above, the vest features a heavy Kevlar-like bulk that will prevent one’s pet from looking out of the window and “ballistic” straps designed to immobilize one’s pet in the event that it tries to escape from a hot car on a summer day. The owners of this particular pet may also think about purchasing a pair of nail clippers for Fido.
Price: $69.95
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