June 2010
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Desktop Fingerprint Security
SkyMall says:
NEW! Access and protect personal data with the swipe of your finger!
Swipe your finger over this reader to access your password-protected web accounts and protect your personal data. You will no longer need to remember multiple passwords! This device also lets you instantly launch frequently used applications and more. Works with PCs and Macs (features vary).
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May 2010
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Big Foot Garden Sculpture
SkyMall says:
With his characteristically big feet, our over two-foot- tall Garden Yeti will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative gardening style! With alleged sightings the world over from the highest Himalayas to the northwest United States, this elusive, mythical legend has been captured exclusively for toscano in quality designer resin and finely hand-painted for...
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Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
SkyMall says:
Baby will light up the holidays in our adorable star bunting, made of soft, cozy fleece with metallic gold trim and appliqué that feels as wonderful as it looks. It’s charming, yes, but practical, too: the hooded bunting goes on and off easily, features a handy Velcro closure, and eliminates the need for a hat and mittens.
We say:
Yummy.
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Pet Safety Harness
SkyMall says:
Our new Pet Safety Harness features a patented design to secure your dog in the back seat to help avoid injury during sudden stops or an accident. This unique vest is designed to fit comfortably around your dog’s chest. Simply adjust the super strong ballistic nylon straps for a custom fit. The seat belt latch attaches directly to your vechicle’s [sic] seat belt mechanism....
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Multi Cultural Watch
SkyMall says:
It”s “time” to “face” the facts this is the most unique, most colorful, most adorable watch you’ve ever seen. Each face on the band is a handmade polymer clay bead, and the faces are all hand painted. 7 1/2″ long.
We say:
This ugly (and possibly racist) watch helps crazy art teachers tell time for sixty dollars.
Price: $59.00 Buy it on SkyMall: click here
April 2010
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Make Your Passenger Seat Your Office
SkyMall says:
These workstations strap to the seat with the existing seat belt and provide a non-slip writing surface, a hanging file section and space for a laptop and accessories. Lightweight at just 19 lbs. yet the rugged styrene stand up to years of use. Made in USA. (Express Model imported.) Not for use while driving.
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Remember when those bums at the State House made it...
An Amazing Idea - Reborn
A few years ago Trevor and I (my name is Virgil) had an amazing plan. We wanted to let you all know about the great things for sale on SkyMall and explain them to you.
I got the idea in late August of 2008, and we started working on it in early September of that year.
The idea was a happy mix of unbridled desire to be internet famous, a love for SkyMall, and a blatant willingness to steal an...