Big Foot Garden Sculpture
SkyMall says:
With his characteristically big feet, our over two-foot- tall Garden Yeti will have guests doing a double-take as they admire your creative gardening style! With alleged sightings the world over from the highest Himalayas to the northwest United States, this elusive, mythical legend has been captured exclusively for toscano in quality designer resin and finely hand-painted for startling realism. (12 lbs.) 19 1/2″ W x 19″ D x28 1/2″ H.
We say:
Holy shit, Terry! Watch out! Jesus Christ, Bigfoot is right behind you! Oh, wait…wait a second, Terry, I think you’re…I think you’ll be okay. It’s just a sculpture. I think. Why did you put a sculpture of a sasquatch in your garden? I mean, your rose garden is so nice. Even without that statue. And I’m sure the view from the veranda would be improved without his hairy ass staring everyone in the face.
What? No, Terry, I don’t find it very romantic, and I can’t believe that…Terry, what are you doing? Terry, get up. You’re just embarrassing yourself. Terry, I…no, Terry…Terry. Oh, Terry. That is very sweet of you. But no. Look, we are good friends and I enjoy your company and the occasional Sasquatch joke. But I can’t marry you. I’m sorry. I’m just…I’m sorry.
No, no thank you, I’ve had enough sweet tea. Look, Terry. I think I should go.
Price: $98.95
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